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June 05 2018

05:50

mint-bees:

respecramen:

mint-bees:

Ive never played dnd before but if I ever get to be a dm I’m going to present it as a serious game the first 2 or 3 sessions no funny sounding names no nothing its all high fantasy and serious before completely shattering it in the worst way possible

explain

Sure, imagine Your party stuck in a cave fighting wild catlike creatures or something alike.

The creatures have blocked the way out And the only other way out seems to be a steady but shallow stream of water going deep inside the cave. You are losing the Fight but then you look up at The entrance And you see a silhouette of a man in expensive looking clothing looking down on you. You plead for help but he doesnt respond, instead he starts charging a spell Which makes the water coming from outside cover the caves Floor. The spell Weaves Around Your party but is starting to tug at the creatures. When you look up at the man you can see his face because of the glow coming from his hands, he looks middle aged, human with dark skin and short grey hair. His unexpressive eyes suddenly turn bright red as he says in a calm yet powerfull voice:

“Perish.”

All the animals in the cave get swooped away by the water, letting out one final cry as they get carried into the abyss. he slowly walks to Your weakened party. He stops right in front of you.

“Hail And Well met, my name is Barack, descendent of the house of White.”

June 04 2018

23:22

sweetsxmaik:

Get a girl who blushes lots and hides her face when you say sexy things but later sucks your cock like your cum is oxygen.

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balduur:

        you are a mage, are you not?
you will need a wand, someday. make one out of my branches.
        good night, little mage.

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darth-hela:

Seth Gecko

22:45
Do you remember a night when I came along the dark passage to your room in a thunderstorm and we lay talking about whether we were afraid of death or not? That is the sort of occasion on which the things I want to say to you,–and to you only,–get said.
Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West written c. June 1933 (via violentwavesofemotion)
22:31

ladyhawkmemeguy:

ironfist-meme:

probablynotclintbarton:

taste the rainbow 🌈

@ladyhawkmemeguy

skittles ARE awesome

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thejungleofmufasa:

ieshatacos:

chaotic good

Direct action

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peachvu:

ive seen u skating ur pretty shit 

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theonion:

CHICAGO—Noting that the gregarious bastard got pretty shy real damn quick once his little playmate disappeared, public transit sources confirmed Monday that a certain talkative motherfucker isn’t so extroverted now that his buddy has gotten off the train. “Well, well, well. Seems Mr. Conversation ain’t such a silver-tongued devil without his usual audience,” said the sources, who couldn’t help but notice that the CTA Blue Line’s resident Jay Gatsby seemed to have stopped holding court at the precise moment that his precious companion took his leave at the Division stop. “What’s the matter, Chatty Cathy? Didn’t you save a bon mot or two for the rest of the train? Just a moment ago, you were living it up while everybody else sat quietly, listening to podcasts. But guess what—now that your buddy left, you’re just like the rest of us. Well? How’s that feel, motherfucker?” Witnesses on the scene confirmed the suddenly timid commuter was observed slinking off the train at the next stop without so much as a wave goodbye.

21:14

kushandwizdom:

“Stop shrinking yourself to fit places you’ve outgrown”

— Furaha Joyce

June 01 2018

03:51

cavehome:

Part of my brain that makes me not do socially inappropriate things: don’t walk across the break room like David Byrne in the music video for once in a lifetime

My body and soul:

May 29 2018

03:40

gfdomme:

ok but honestly having a boy shaking in your arms because he’s so turned on he can’t think straight is the hottest thing, especially if he’s making pretty sounds

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fehyesvintagemanga:

Ooya Chiki

03:36

mistones:

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

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